(I've never wished for e coli poisoning so much in my life!)
I'd like to say I've had the time to reflect, but honestly I'm out of it most of the day. I sleep a lot. I no longer like to talk about poop and fart jokes. I get it...it's my thing. People love to send me stuff on the daily, but when it's all I've done, day in and day out for days and days I start to hate it mucho. Mucho, people!
I've lost close to ten pounds. TEN POUNDS! I didn't know I had 10 pounds of poop to lose! No this is not a good thing, either. It comes at a beautiful price. I can't eat hardly anything. I've survived on pears and bananas and one can of chicken soup a day. I've had to ignore all things foodie blog because it's just too cruel.
Thank GOD for good partners. Mark has really been so good to me. Real love is standing in a bathroom with your other as they shat their hearts out and they stay even when it stinks to pat your back. Takes a special man...with special nostrils. I love him so.
Pray for good news today. My lab work hopefully comes in soon. I want something easy I can cure quickly! Fingers (and legs) crossed.
Be well my friends!