Golden Showers of Love

4.18.2013
If you ask Jersey what it was about me that led him to believe I could possibly be the one, he'd tell you it was my weirdness. He knew my oddities would never get boring.

Sometimes I like to play dumb and pretend I have NO idea what he's talking about, but then I have conversations like this with him and I know I can't fake the funk:

Me: Question, good sir. Would you pee on my face if my life depended on it?

Jersey: Hahaha, uhhhh yeah, if I really needed to.

Me: Thank you!

Jersey: But of course.

Me: What if I just wanted you to pee on my face to help with my acne (I've heard this works)

Jersey: Oh geez LOL

Me: Well...

Jersey: Well not for acne purposes LOL

Me: You wouldn't?! You suck!

Jersey: LOL Just keep doing the light treatments (I'll explain what this is in a later post)

Me: What kind of relationship is this?! BoooOOooOOO

Jersey: Or use your own pee foolio!

Me: I just wanted to see if you were a ride or die dude. Apparently not! Shameful!!!

Jersey: Haha! Okay fine! I'll pee and crap all over your face then.

Me: Thank you!!!


Yes, I'm weird and pee would only work on acne if it's your own, but hearing that Jersey would pee on me for love was good enough for me! It's truly the little things...or the yellow things.

...Somehow we just work.


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