So today I meet with my agent. Her name is Steph. She has been pimping the shat out of me lately. This is all I know of her so I plan to bring her a nice big, yummy jar of those organic lavendar cookies I've been geeking over ever since the Downtown LA Art Walk.
I'm hoping those cookies blow her mind and permanently etch my name and face into her little pimpy head. PIMP MEEEEE.
I'm coming up on my 7th year here in LA. It's time to kiss some butt...do whatever it takes (that doesn't involve the horizontal polka) in order to get this dream a'crackin!
Let's hope she loves those cookies as much as I do...