Betty Frickin' Crocker

I rationalize things in the zaniest of ways. I'm really sick of cooking so I cooked like crazy last night. Figured it would prevent me from cooking for the rest of the week. In my twisted universe it makes perfect sense. 

I spent a couple of hours in the kitchen making home made chicken marinades, whipping up spiced peppers and prepared salads. Okay, now it doesn't sound like I did shat, but I did! I spent two hours doing that ish man! Hmph

Hoping that beast with a bottomless black hole belly (aka Jersey) can make it all last because I might just stick a wooden spoon up his bum otherwise.

Note: Cooking is not a stress reliever for me. I had to clean my kitchen three times . That's just redonkulous!


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