The Pre-Op Pep Talk

...So I went to my regular doc to get my pre-op "You're good to go!" papers yesterday. This is the conversation I got out of that swell adventure:

Me: So what all do I have to do in a pre-op?

Disgruntled Nurse: It's your basic bull crap...We basically check your temperature and stuff and make sure you're okay for surgery. Truthfully, they just want us to sign off on you so that if you die, they'll have someone to blame.


Um..........(swallowing large lump in throat)

I'll be writing a long arse journal entry today for my loved ones just in cases...

Have I ever mentioned how much I love visiting this particular doctor's office?


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