The shat that comes out of Anthony Bourdain's mouth on his show The Layover is more captivating than the food he shoves in; I swear.

"God totally wants you to eat this"
"If you don't like this we can never be friends"
"It's like an aroused nipple"
"Hell no you don't go to starbucks you go to a bar and you get a beer and you take a leak while he's pouring the beer!"
"This is the way all noodles should be. MADE WITH BEEF!"
"Some incredible grass fed, jerked off beef"
"Dimly recall your college years and roll that $#@% up!"


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