Fictionary

9.01.2011
Fiction..........Your Face!

Fiction..........Girls don't toot.

Fiction..........Jersey will read three books by September 8th.

Nonfiction..........I'm rough and stuff with my afro puff!

Nonfiction..........Moving/packing sucks goat balls. And those are the hardest ones because those darn
goats are nimble and move around a lot!

Nonfiction..........The book I've been working on for three years is STILL sitting on my desk in its half-edited greatness. THREE YEARS people!

Nonfiction..........I'm about to hit Jersey in the balls. I asked him what he knew for sure. He replied he was going to get married and have kids. Because I'm a smart ass I asked him how he could be so sure. I could say no, afterall. He said he'd just move on to the next girl in that case...NEVER pull that kind of line on a man...Cuz it's true. They really do have all the power...and most dimwitted women will say yes just because they want to marry....Not so much for chicks. NEVER pull that line on a man....or woman. I'm now plotting how I can sabotage his world UP...and then light that on fire!

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