The Wedding Section

5.17.2011
Oh! How sad was it when I--a lover of love--first realized The NY Times wedding section was going downhill.

I don't know what happened to that mess, but I swear I can now go weeks without peeping it. I don't know if it's because they started hiring freelance writers to scribble some crap down...I don't know if the editor hasn't gotten some in many moons. I don't know. All I know is it sucks balls to read.

They only pick rich, hoity toity people and there's never a nugget of journalistic cleverness like their used to be. I used to read the last paragraph and sit back in my seat, draw my hand up to my heart and sigh like a silly little school girl. EVERY.DARN.TIME!

Now I skim that ish and cross my fingers that there will be pictures that do a better job than the words...maybe the groom's kissing her hand or there's a slide show with some cute flower girl action. I used to live for the merit in those articles.

Now I just want to use the pages for my booty...poetic demonstrations.

I wanted to write for the wedding section...It was a dream of mine for a long time. If someone knows of a site that packs the same love punches as The Times used to do I will kiss your hands and send flower girls to your front door with petals. Seriously.

Every jaded, bitter, broken woman needs those kinds of stories to keep the blues from taking over and encouraging a chick to beat the living shat out of the fool who was smart enough to come over to her desk and ask her to order a special pen with the super grip.

Just saying...


Do you really have to work for Coach to catch a wedding story?!

1 comments:

  1. I so have to check out the wedding section now..haha..I havent seen it for a while. Happy Tuesday, darling

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