Buyer's Remorse

5.02.2011
I don't know how it happened...


I went to the Verizon store. I had my iPhone information in hand and I left said store with a Verizon Thunderstorm.

What the $J#)$&@*)!*

How long have I wanted my precious iPhone?! How many times did I attempt to weasel iPhone information out of Verizon associates? I've been hoodwinked, y'all. I have no idea how...but I was.

I was sick. Like REALLY sick and I walked up in that piece and let Jersey and the sales dudes tell me how iPhone was for sheep...That if the battery died you just had to buy a new one. They mentioned the limited space and this and that, blah blah blah. They made me feel stupid for wanting my dream phone. :(

And now I sit here...playing with Thor...my new phone. Thor is cool, don't get me wrong. He does all kinds of iPhone-like stuff. I can play with apps and it's all slidey and stuff but it's still...not my iPhone. Who cares about 4G crap! 4G means just about as much as Osama's body being in the "ocean" right now. It's just words. It means NOTHING!

How did I let this happen? Why am I not setting up my Nike Running App right this minute? Why am I not goofing around with all of the awesome photo apps that I was looking forward to using. I hurt. I hurt bad.

Has this ever happened to you?! Have you ever walked in thinking you'll get one thing only to leave with something COMPLETELY different and a sore bum? (Because you totally became someone's bitch up in that ish...)

I have Thor for 2 years man...I have to now wait 2 more years for my *dream phone. How...Why? I wish I were a sheep right now.

*Funny...I went to Thor's site in order to grab a link and it said it's not your dream phone...It's the one right after that. OK, OK...I'll give it a fair try. Hmph. (baaaaaa)

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