Urban Legend

Me: This day is sooo dragging baaaaaaaallllllllssssssssssssssss!

D: You're right. This day is dragging!

Me: ...balls

D: Peanut butter

Me: ??? This day drags peanut butter?! Huh?

D: If you have a dog, put peanut butter on your balls for a cheap thrill.

Me: You have issues. I heard an urban legend about a woman who would do that so that her pooch would lick down there lol…and one night she came home with her pants down calling for the dog and people were in her apartment to surprise her for her birthday.

D: Hahahaha! That’s hilarious!

Me: No, that's an unfortunate, but clever idea.


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