Vile herpe sore
Hurtful puss filled cock blocker
I gets no boo-tay!

You know the first time Katie Holmes appeared on a magazine with a fever blister I almost cried. I seriously thought I was the only person in the world (besides my mother who gave me that lovely genetic gift) who got these bad boys. I'd cry to God and ask him if he was punishing me for looking in the mirror for too long. If I was more vain than I thought...Turns out someone in my family tree was just a naughty little minx.

I pay for that naughtiness with special friends who come when I'm stressed, have a fever, eat a pickle, irritate my skin, or look in the mirror for too long and make God roll His eyes...


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