We Don't Comment on Speculation or Rumor Foo!

So I'm seriously considering joining the dark side...I'm thinking of getting an iPhone. Yup! Little Miss "I will never stray from my PC! I hate the crackberry ball, BUT Apples scare me" wants a chance to gently swipe her hand over her phone and turn a page. She wants to bump phones with another apple head and instantly get their info. She wants to take totally hipster coolio pictures that look like old Polaroids.

I never wanted that pesky AT&T though so I waited like a shrewd little troll in the corner of a very small moldy corner for the moment when iPhone went viral. AND IT DID! Verizon recently announced they'll be getting that lovely little gizmo. My inner troll is fist pumping and spewing out green goo. It wasn't always fist pumping and green gooey happiness, though. I've been bugging Verizon for a couple of months now. Each time I'd write I'd just pretend I hadn't written a week earlier in hopes of getting a sucker who'd leak the heat. The last response I received was too fun not to post:

Dear Tish,

My name is Jan, and we are delighted to hear that you want to become our customer at Verizon Wireless, and I am sure that you will not regret the change! As for the possibility of Verizon Wireless offering the iPhone in January. I do not have any information regarding these rumors.

Tish, Verizon Wireless does not comment on speculation or rumors. We do offer a vast selection of BlackBerry, Palm, Windows Mobile, and Android 3G Smartphone in addition to many 3G Multimedia and Feature Phones on www.verizonwireless.com, which also provides full specifications and user reviews of our lineup to help you make the best educated decision in choosing the device that is right for you.

Um...Did Jan just shame me? Did she just imply I'm a gossipy louse that doesn't deserve the iPhone...doesn't deserve to be cool?! I think she did. I should send this back to her and ask her if she'd care to edit any of her response now. : )

The egg yolks has run downeth your FACE Jan!


Your Darling Tishy Pooh


  1. Come to the dark side. You know you want an iPhone. It's the bees knees. Plus, then we can play Words with Friends together.

  2. I do! I do! I want to be on that side!

  3. You so should get it..hahah..My Balazs has it and he totally loves it
    Hugs and kisses,sweetie

    ps: I am hosting a sweet necklace GIVEAWAY today :) ... Please, join in!


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