This Year it's the USPS...

12.24.2010
Last year I was punished by the UPS gods...This year the United States Postal Service has committed the most heinous crimes against my heart. They have lost one of my bestie's gifts and allowed someone to steal the other bestie's gift from my front door.

So now the two besties both are missing their gifts that I carefully and meticulously picked out. Sigh...

My heart hurts. I take such pride in my gift giving abilities. It's seriously my favorite part of Christmas. Watching someone get something wonderful that makes them light up like a friggin' Christmas tree.

If I could, I'd stick a tree topper off the post office dingledork's ass that messed up this part of my Christmas joy.

Let us hope and pray I eat my mean words and in the end J is calling me on Christmas day to tell me she's opened my gift. As for B...I already know hers will be late because they have to resend it...This time I demanded they make sure the gift is in my hands when it's delivered.

Live and learn...

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