keyword analysis

10.01.2010
so...

there's this nifty tool you can use for blog monitoring. it allows you to see how people get to your site. i should totally be judging myself and the posts i create that inspire these findings BUT i'm totally gonna take the mean road paved with immaturity and hypocritical sparkles instead.

i really need to laugh at the person who googled "no ass disease". i love that! i wonder if that person went to my page and expected my blogaroo to give sound medical facts pertaining to that dreadful disease otherwise known as "conehead butt syndrome. i tried to find a picture of a conehead butt, but alas i failed. watch the movie. say ew. come back to this blog and tell me i'm a writing genius for my vivid descriptions.

my butt twitched @ hermes kiwi. i'm not fancy schmancy chumps! don't hermes me...ick ack uck!

yeah for annie! she's a writing mentor/bud/someone i cyber stalk intensely. if we were from a comic strip annie would be the good guy--protector of the paragraph, champion for the comma...i'd be that bad naughty nemesis trying to destroy the craft of writing with my bad grammar and crass stories and fart jokes. basically, she coo.

that jersey dreaming bit is a LIE I SAY! jersey never lets me dream. he's too busy twitching in his sleep, taking my beautiful covers and cocooning himself in them, or watching some weird testosterone show that captivates me. i mean watching bear drink his own piss is pretty spectacular! it stops being spectacular when i start to drift and i'm the one drinking the pee. asparagus should not be eaten before bed.

will i forever be known as the girl who wrote about meat burps? this always appears on the list... people are nasty cooter twat heads...but i love them. maybe i'll become the world renowned expert on meat burps...i may not be the doctor of meat burpington-itis, but i am pretty good at smelling that foulness quickly. i can pass out and collapse quicker than a starving actress going down on a director.

question: if you were googled, what words would someone use to find you? not quite sure if the quote "i sing you to me" from australia encompasses me...but it does encompass what i write about...i'll save that problematic pickle for a rainy day.

6 comments:

  1. Here are mine: One post about the idiocy of reposting all of those 'don't add smartgrrrl15 as a friend on facebook' posts led to, essentially, everyone who has ever visited my blog. Not sure how to take that.

    Keyword Visits Pages/Visit
    smartgrrl15 4 1
    smartgrrl15 virus 4 1.25
    attention all facebook users do not add her!!! if somebody called "smartgrrl15", adds you, don't accept it...it is a virus. tell everybody, because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too. copy and paste and please repost. 2 2.5
    attention*****: all facebook users**********...do not add her!!! if somebody called " smartgrrl15", adds you, don't accept it...it is a virus. tell everybody, because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too. copy and paste and please repost 2 2.5
    nerd husband 2 1
    smartgrrl15 facebook virus 2 1
    ****attention*********...do not add her!!! if somebody called " smartgrrl15", adds you, don't accept it...it is a virus. tell everybody, because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too. copy and paste and please 1 1
    all facebook users**********...do not add her!!! if somebody called " smartgrrl15", 1 1
    all facebook users**********...do not add her!!! if somebody called " smartgrrl15", adds you, don't accept it...it is a virus. tell everybody, because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too. copy and paste and please repost 1 1
    attention all facebook users do not add her!!! if somebody called ""smartgrrl15 1 3
    attention all facebook users do not add her!!! if somebody called "smartgrrl15", adds you, don't accept it...it is a virus. tell everybody, because if somebody on ur list adds them, u get the virus too. copy and paste and please repost 1 1
    attention*****: all facebook users**********...do not add her!!! if somebody called " smartgrrl15", 1 1
    facebook smartgrrl15 virus 1 1
    hate fax 1 1
    head bobbing choral 1 1
    nerd husband best 1 1
    nerd tumblr 1 3
    smartggrl15 freind request on facebook 1 1
    smartgrrl15 :facebook.com 1 1
    smartgrrl15 facebook 1 1
    smartgrrl15 virus facebook 1 1
    somebody's stupid 1 2

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  2. lol i love it! you now realize i have to do this and find you on google.

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  3. couldn't find your post on it though :( sad faces...

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  4. couldn't find your post on it though :( sad faces...

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  5. http://albush.com/post/440463564/attention-do-not-add-her-if-somebody-called

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  6. : )

    i don't even know how to find this gadget that does this! will ask my brother or someone!

    i think one time when i did a long time ago, i was informed someone found my blog via: 'heart and whorehouses" which lead to a gabriel garcia marquez quote in a post. super. lol

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