wonky side of the bed

so for some reason my sleeping pattern is off and because it's off i'm a frightful fairy of fury in the mornings...i sit up in bed, eyes closed, crazy hot mess hair, and i snarl. it's happened every morning this week. this theme needs to be pummeled in the balls.

shower, breakfast, vh1 soul...nothing can shake the morning funk from my bones.
i feel pity for my friends...

me: ooo i'm grouchy today! i just feel off.

b: make it a happy day.

me: i'll show you happy. i farted on happy for breakfast this morning.



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