life rut

9.06.2008
warning: you're in for a rant...

it doesn't matter how good my day started out. doesn't matter that i woke up and had a delightful morning in pasadena. i scoped out a new restaurant i wanna take my girl j to when she comes to visit...doesn't matter that i got to listen to three really entertaining and interesting stories on npr about things i would have never known about otherwise...doesn't even matter that i spent some time at that cute little british coffee shop in my neighborhood drinking some blended thing...

all of that was wiped to smithereens...all because of a baby shower.

yes my friends. i know every one, well men anyways, assume girls live for those things but if you don't or never have had a kid, if you're not married, heck if you're not dating all a baby shower does is remind you even more that you're indeed an L 7. so you kind of loathe them...no matter how much you love the lady with the bump and the daddy to be...you still hate the stupid things.

well at least i do. i'm getting so grouchy because i wasted my whole day at one. i was supposed to go hiking and work off the crap i've been dealing with from that gnarly audition and because i knew i was going hiking i ate the food at that party...drank my 500 calorie whatever drink at the british coffee shop...and then the party ended as the sun went down...no hike. no running period because i'm a girl and we're not supposed to do that kind of thing in the valley. stick with the fat kid...

right about now i wish i was married...and not just due to the baby shower..i need to marry a plastic surgeon that can suck the fat right out and make me happy...it's called a life rut. i'm in a life rut.


5 comments:

  1. Baby showers bring out the worse in me too. I'm anti-baby showers. I don't even like shopping for the gifts...it makes me queasy. When you marry the plastic surgeon tell him your friend in Texas needs the back fat sucked out of her.

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  2. I totally understand about the baby shower! For many years I absolutely loathed them. People don't understand that for some of us showers are just a horrible reminder of what we won't/can't have! Thankfully now they don't bother me nearly as much--I can sit back and look at the cute gifts and be thankful that it's them and not me!

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  3. oh honeybunny, even though i'm married and all that, i hear ya. life ruts blow. i was in a long one a while back until i started going to acupuncture... but just remember, a rut is a depression, which implies that on both sides are higher ups!!!

    love ya

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  4. aj i got your back lol...literally!

    kjl that's so good to know it gets easier

    elizabeth that is a freaking awesome way to look at the situation!

    i love comments...love 'em lots

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  5. I'm pretty sure there's nothing fun about showers. They're tolerable until the point where they go over my 1.5-hour time limit. I went to one that lasted four, and NOTHING SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF YOU MORE, no matter where you are in life. :)

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